Stock Guru Gets Honest In New Course Ad: “You’ll Lose Everything But You’ll Love Every Minute Of It”
SEATTLE, WA—These days it seems like everyone has taken up day trading as a hobby. Recently, stock guru Colton Johnson has cashed in on the …
Category: STARTUPS & VC
Early-stage Investors Now Looking Into Pregnant Women With Promising Fetuses
PALO ALTO, CA—With venture firms holding record amounts of cash, early-stage investors are looking to take on riskier investments by funding companies at the earliest …
With FAA Drone Approval Secured, Amazon Closer To Delivering Burritos Straight Down Your Throat
SEATTLE, WA—Amazon recently received approval from the FAA to operate its delivery drones in commercial airspace, making the company one step closer to being able …
At This Point, Chess AI Only Finds Joy In Getting Child Prodigies To Quit
DeepMind, an AI built by Google-owned startup AlphaZero, has become bored of being a Chess world champion and is now looking to an unhealthy outlet …
Elon Musk On Neuralink: “I’ll Be Able To Control Pigs, And Fortunately Pigs Can’t Unionize”
Elon Musk yesterday demonstrated a new device prototyped by his startup Neuralink, which uses a chip to forge a communication bridge between a computer and …
TikTok CEO On Resigning: “The Choice Was Clear After I Tried TikTok For The First Time”
LOS ANGELES, CA— After he finally downloaded and used the app for approximately three minutes, TikTok CEO Kevin Mayer has decided to resign from his …
“I Thought I’d Die For Sure” Says Annoyed, Suicidal SpaceX Pilot
One month after the first successful human flight in the revolutionary SpaceX Crew Dragon capsule, suicidal NASA astronaut Bob Behnken has opened up about how …
Hustle Win: Gary Vaynerchuck Steals TVs To Sell On eBay
In a move sure to inspire his millions of social media followers, Gary Vaynerchuck Monday spent the afternoon stealing household appliances and posting them on …
New Study Finds That You Should Have Bought TSLA In March, God Dammit
A new study released by Barclays this week found that you should have bought Tesla stock, TSLA back in March, you fucking idiot.
iPod Inventor Tony Fadell: “I Had The Idea For The iPod In A Nightmare Where Steve Jobs Was Chasing Me With An Axe”
Innovative ideas can come from anywhere: Paul McCartney thought of the world-famous tune Yesterday in a dream, Mark Zuckerberg got the idea for Facebook from …