Coca-Cola, the multinational beverage and logistics conglomerate, has finally pledged to transform their business into a net-zero emission operation by the year 2075, since apparently
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Johns Hopkins University puts Total Virus Cases Between 10 and 100,000,000
The total number of Coronavirus cases globally is now between 10 and 100,000,000, according to new data from John Hopkins University. “As you know, generating
Boeing Silenced Warning Messages From Test Pilots: “This Thing Could Totally Crash”
CHICAGO, IL— In a startling development, the FAA has accused Boeing (NYSE: BA) of silencing comments from its own test pilots about the safety of
Trump Burns Through Six Plastic Straws At Climate Change Summit
NEW YORK, NEW YORK— At a recent UN Climate Change summit, in which activists like Greta Thunberg made headlines for their commitment to saving the
Business Outsider Ranked The Top Five Universities Worldwide
There are countless lists of university rankings produced by publications like Forbes, The Wall Street Journal, and The New York Times that use a number
Fed Cuts Rates To Negative 99%, Trump Says More Aggressive Cut Needed
WASHINGTON— The Fed cut rates to a staggering negative nine percent today in order to stimulate a slowing United States economy. Trump immediately retaliated via
Trump Is ‘Locked And Loaded’ To Start New Saudi Condo Development Following Aramco Attack
SAUDI ARABIA— After a devastating attack on Saudi Aramco yesterday oil prices skyrocketed over 15%, the largest move in history. Saudi Arabia is moving quickly
“I Am So, So Sorry,” Says Hurricane Dorian
Those affected by the largest hurricane in nearly 30 years can be assured that hurricane Dorian has apologized for the trouble it’s caused. During a
State Attorneys General Summon Demon Investig’a, The Regulator, In Attempt To Stop Big Tech
SOMEWHERE IN THE SIERRA NEVADA MOUNTAINS— The Attorneys General of 48 states gathered today in an undisclosed location deep in the Sierra Nevada mountains. They
This Labor Day, Take A Moment To Reflect On Whatever The Meaning Of This Holiday Is
It’s easy to see Labor Day simply as a day off work, but don’t forget to take some time to reflect on whatever the meaning