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4 of 5 Dentists Bribed To Recommend Trident Gum

4 of 5 Dentists Bribed To Recommend Trident Gum

Scarsdale, New York—Dr. Ely Finckle, DDS. has a devastating announcement for the millions of Trident gum fans he’s lied to. He claims that he and …

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Buy This Entrepreneur’s Disruptive Book Or He’ll Kill My Family

Buy This Entrepreneur’s Disruptive Book Or He’ll Kill My Family

LOCATION REDACTED—I was forced into a conversation with world-renowned entrepreneur, venture capitalist, and multi-billionaire Larry Gallotrocelopopolous to discuss his highly anticipated motivational memoir entitled Winning The …

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Zoom Rolls Out Virtual Foregrounds for Unphotogenic Users

Zoom Rolls Out Virtual Foregrounds for Unphotogenic Users

SAN JOSE, CA—Shares in video conferencing powerhouse Zoom (NASDAQ: ZM) soared today after a software update introduced new features for optimizing users’ aesthetic experience. Zoom …

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Virgin Hyperloop Car Obliterates Mountain Lion Caught In Tube

Virgin Hyperloop Car Obliterates Mountain Lion Caught In Tube

LAS VEGAS, NV—A leaked video surfaced this week of a Virgin Hyperloop car vaporizing a Nevada mountain lion during a record-breaking speed test. For months, …

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FBI Hires Corporate Marketing Veteran To Email Missing Persons In Hopes Of Finding Them Well

FBI Hires Corporate Marketing Veteran To Email Missing Persons In Hopes Of Finding Them Well

In an internal memo shared exclusively with Business Outsider, FBI director Thomas Henderson revealed that the FBI will be adopting email as a primary tactic …

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Desperate To Re-engage Trump Base, Fox News Acquires Playboy

Desperate To Re-engage Trump Base, Fox News Acquires Playboy

Alarmed that longtime viewers are leaving over accusations of becoming fake news, Fox News (NASDAQ: FOX) acquired Playboy magazine in a bold bet to save …

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In-N-Out Commits To Quality You Can Taste By Slaughtering Live Cows In Front Of Customers

In-N-Out Commits To Quality You Can Taste By Slaughtering Live Cows In Front Of Customers

IRVINE, CA—Yesterday In-N-Out Burger announced that they will be slaughtering live cows in front of their customers to serve them the freshest meat possible. The …

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Animal Crossing Enhances Realism With New Euthanization Feature

Animal Crossing Enhances Realism With New Euthanization Feature

KYOTO, JAPAN—Nintendo today announced that the upcoming Animal Crossing: New Horizons update will introduce a permadeath feature to mimic the devastating loss that comes with …

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Rights To Quibi’s “Die Hart” Now For Sale On eBay

Rights To Quibi’s “Die Hart” Now For Sale On eBay

Quibi Holdings LLC, the now defunct streaming service that launched just six months ago, has started the process of liquidating its assets as part of …

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Should You Tip Your Bird Scooter?

Should You Tip Your Bird Scooter?

The opinions expressed in this article are the author’s own. Business Outsider does not endorse nor support views, opinions or conclusions drawn in this post …

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