4 of 5 Dentists Bribed To Recommend Trident Gum
Scarsdale, New York—Dr. Ely Finckle, DDS. has a devastating announcement for the millions of Trident gum fans he’s lied to. He claims that he and …
Scarsdale, New York—Dr. Ely Finckle, DDS. has a devastating announcement for the millions of Trident gum fans he’s lied to. He claims that he and …
Private Equity firm Top Bucket Capital (TBC) is testing an innovative way to weed out unproductive employees at their portfolio companies: They have hired Dave, …
KANSAS CITY, MO—During a meeting with Bank of America’s middle management, Business Outsider reporters were taken aback by the lunchtime accoutrement. The meeting attendees were …
SCHENECTADY, NY—Salesforce announced today that it will be strategically entering your personal life by acquiring your mother (NYSE: MOM). Rumors of a pending deal surfaced …
While humming “Carol of the Bells” on Thursday, Apollo Global Management partner Leon Black decorated the office break room with festive hand-cut snowflakes made from …
THE WHITE HOUSE—Senate Republicans Thursday agreed to a modified version of the $900B stimulus package which would limit the Americans that would receive checks to …
WASHINGTON—A government advisory panel approved the distribution of long-anticipated Baby Yoda Squishmallows Thursday. This long awaited approval will help to ensure that every American will …
When asked why they are willing to wait in line for hours, customers of Chick-fil-A inevitably mention the variety of sensual sauces. Now behold a …
Rising hedge fund star Parker Owen was surprised Saturday when he discovered that five of his favorite bonus checks had been flown in from various …
Chevron CEO Michael Wirth surprised investors yesterday with the announcement that Chevron will go completely carbon neutral by 3030. “We here at Chevron have made …