Apple’s New Ankle Watch Will Disrupt The House Arrest Economy
Cupertino CA—This past Tuesday, thousands of Apple fans watched from home as the company announced its new product line of smart ankle monitors. The product …
Author: Victor Trevino
Jack Ma Sues Funko Pop Figurines for Likeness of His Head
HANGZHOU, CHINA—Jack Ma, CEO of Alibaba, is suing Funko Pop figurines claiming that all the figurines’ head shapes bare an uncanny resemblance to his own. …
6 Stocks That Will Outperform Should Our Democracy Collapse
It’s election season, and market participants want to know which way the election will go in order to make stock predictions. Trump or Biden? Red …
TikTok CEO Locks Herself In Room And Won’t Come Out Until Cooler Company Buys It
LOS ANGELES, CA—The bidding is over, and Oracle (NYSE: ORCL) has won the opportunity to purchase U.S. operations of China-owned social media company TikTok. The …
With $44 Billion Of Wealth Erased, Tech Tycoons Across America Struggle To Feed Their Ego
SILICON VALLEY—After a devastating week in the stock market, technology billionaires across the U.S. were left wondering how they would even feed their egos. A …