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Author: Chris Childers

Private Equity Firm Hires Useless Employee To Identify And Fire Other Useless Employees

Private Equity Firm Hires Useless Employee To Identify And Fire Other Useless Employees

Private Equity firm Top Bucket Capital (TBC) is testing an innovative way to weed out unproductive employees at their portfolio companies: They have hired Dave, …

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Festive Private Equity Partner Decorating Office With Snowflakes Cut From Pink Slips

Festive Private Equity Partner Decorating Office With Snowflakes Cut From Pink Slips

While humming “Carol of the Bells” on Thursday, Apollo Global Management partner Leon Black decorated the office break room with festive hand-cut snowflakes made from …

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Hedge Fund Analyst Flies Bonus Checks In From Offshore Banks To Celebrate 30th Birthday Party

Hedge Fund Analyst Flies Bonus Checks In From Offshore Banks To Celebrate 30th Birthday Party

Rising hedge fund star Parker Owen was surprised Saturday when he discovered that five of his favorite bonus checks had been flown in from various …

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FBI Hires Corporate Marketing Veteran To Email Missing Persons In Hopes Of Finding Them Well

FBI Hires Corporate Marketing Veteran To Email Missing Persons In Hopes Of Finding Them Well

In an internal memo shared exclusively with Business Outsider, FBI director Thomas Henderson revealed that the FBI will be adopting email as a primary tactic …

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Desperate To Re-engage Trump Base, Fox News Acquires Playboy

Desperate To Re-engage Trump Base, Fox News Acquires Playboy

Alarmed that longtime viewers are leaving over accusations of becoming fake news, Fox News (NASDAQ: FOX) acquired Playboy magazine in a bold bet to save …

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