Jack In The Box Offers Munchie Meal With Loaded Fries, Loaded Tacos, And Loaded Gun
SAN DIEGO, CA—On Saturday, Jack in the Box announced that they would be offering a new munchie meal with their signature cheesy carne asada loaded …
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Buy This Entrepreneur’s Disruptive Book Or He’ll Kill My Family
LOCATION REDACTED—I was forced into a conversation with world-renowned entrepreneur, venture capitalist, and multi-billionaire Larry Gallotrocelopopolous to discuss his highly anticipated motivational memoir entitled Winning The …
ISIS Rewards True Believers With Patreon Prizes
RAQQA, SYRIA—ISIS leader Amir Muhammad Sa’id Abdal-Rahman al-Mawla announced Friday that the terror organization would set up a Patreon for its most dedicated fans. The …
Kirkland Unveils All-inclusive Thanksgiving Meal Including Turkey, Stuffing, Better Family
BRENTWOOD, TN—Costco (NASDAQ: COST) today announced a new Thanksgiving themed package. It will include everything that’s on the table at a functioning American Thanksgiving dinner, …
In-N-Out Commits To Quality You Can Taste By Slaughtering Live Cows In Front Of Customers
IRVINE, CA—Yesterday In-N-Out Burger announced that they will be slaughtering live cows in front of their customers to serve them the freshest meat possible. The …
Animal Crossing Enhances Realism With New Euthanization Feature
KYOTO, JAPAN—Nintendo today announced that the upcoming Animal Crossing: New Horizons update will introduce a permadeath feature to mimic the devastating loss that comes with …
New Tesla Model Uses Your Fat Stores To Reach Its Destination
As part of a larger effort to accelerate the world’s transition to renewable energy, Tesla (NASDAQ: TSLA) today announced that they will be scrapping a …
Out Of Stimulus Options, Fed Chair Pleads With Citizens To Accept Federal Reserve’s Furniture
WASHINGTON—In the wake of an inevitable economic crash not seen since the Great Depression, Federal Reserve Chairperson Jerome Powell released a memo begging businesses to …
Bane And The Joker Berate NYPD For Refusing To Wear Masks
GOTHAM—Fed up with NYPD officers’ refusal to wear masks in public, The Joker and Bane appeared together at a press conference yesterday to advocate for …
Congress Debates Whether Relief Package Should Include Fun-Size Or King-Size Snickers Bar
WASHINGTON—Congress today fell into a heated debate over the size of the Snickers bar that should be included in the next pandemic relief package. Democrats argued …