New Content Is Coming to Netflix and You Couldn’t Be More Excited

LOS GATOS, CALIFORNIA— A whole slew of new content is coming to Netflix, and you couldn’t be more excited. The company announced yesterday that they will be buying a portfolio of classic 90’s sitcom and drama hits including That’s So Raven, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, Supernatural, and many others.

Upon hearing this news your mood instantly skyrocketed from neutral to an uncontrollable, ecstatic joy. In fact, you are so excited about reliving these shows that you haven’t seen since your youth that you literally jumped out of your seat and yelled, “Woo hoo!”. You then quickly circled the date on your calendar in red ink, wrote “can’t wait!”, and blocked out a full three days to finish watch all the new content.

“I can’t believe Netflix is going to have 24 and CSI: Miami!” you said excitedly.

“I haven’t seen these shows in like, a decade. Wow, time flies, has it really been that long?” you continued merrily.

The next day at work, you’re planning to tell your friends and colleagues the good news if they haven’t heard already. But thanks to the vast popularity and lovability of these classic shows, you’ll then discover that your friends had the same intentions. You all will be laughing about this tomorrow, anxiously waiting for this new content.

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