SAUDI ARABIA— After a devastating attack on Saudi Aramco yesterday oil prices skyrocketed over 15%, the largest move in history. Saudi Arabia is moving quickly to manage global oil supply and Iran is speculated to have been behind the attack, causing panic across the world. Trump sees this as a major opportunity: he’s broadcasted to real estate investors everywhere that now is the time to develop in Saudi Arabia while the real estate prices are temporarily deflated.
“This is a once in a lifetime opportunity for real estate investors looking to diversify their portfolio with Saudi real estate,” he said in a recent Tweet.
“This attack on Saudi Aramco is unprecedented, and now is the time to act fast while investors are scared. We can make a killing,” he continued excitedly.
Saudi Aramco has delayed its IPO while it is managing the devastating attack, and the U.S. defense community is considering all options in response to Iran’s aggression.
At press time, the president could be seen calling executives at his company and directing them to hire contractors and construction companies to launch the multi-hundred unit condo development on a plot of land just north of Saudi Aramco.