Here’s The 3 Companies That Somehow Managed To Avoid Fucking Up In 2018

With the numerous lists of companies in the media scrutinizing the fastest growing or the most scandalous companies of the year prior, Business Outsider is pleased to shine the spotlight on three unique companies that just basically did what they said they’d do and generally avoided fucking up and ruining everything. Note that this is a comprehensive list generated as the result of an exhaustive research process, so you can be certain that any company not on this list experienced at least one scandal or fuck-up in the calendar year of 2018.

1. The Lego Group (Private)

The Lego Group continued to do what they’ve done since 1932, which is make legos. Legos have been arguably the most successful children’s toy of all time, and the company also managed to stay out of the press for sex scandals, discriminatory hiring practices, or any other newsworthy controversy for the entire year of 2018.

2. Coca-Cola (NYSE: KO)

One could argue that The Coca-Cola Company has executed and continues to execute unethical practices in order to manufacture and sell their diverse portfolio of beverage products. However, there were no specific outlandish actions by the company in 2018 that would warrant a scathing media report, placing the drink giant at the second spot our list.

3. Sonic Drive Thru (Private)

Who doesn’t like a cold milkshake at the end of a long day summer day? Coming in as the third and final company on the list, Sonic Drive Thru sold comfort foods like hamburgers, milkshakes, and fries for the entire year of 2018 without slipping up and doing a totally avoidable and catastrophic event for the media to publicize.

That’s the entire list! Research done by Business Outsider proves conclusively that every single other company in existence in 2018 was riddled in scandal and controversy. Come back next year to see who makes the list!

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