Short Attention Span? Here’s Three Books Packed with Life Lessons You’ll Probably Never Read
These days it appears that everyone has the attention span of, well, let’s just say you probably checked your phone or Facebook in the middle
“Holy shit, they’re actually watching that one we made with the tigers?” whispers Netflix Executive
LOS ANGELES— After a recent earnings call with the Netflix executive management team, many of the board members were reportedly in shock that even a
Coca-Cola Begrudgingly Pledges Net Zero Emissions By 2075 Since People Are Apparently Still Talking About This Climate Change Thing
Coca-Cola, the multinational beverage and logistics conglomerate, has finally pledged to transform their business into a net-zero emission operation by the year 2075, since apparently
Johns Hopkins University puts Total Virus Cases Between 10 and 100,000,000
The total number of Coronavirus cases globally is now between 10 and 100,000,000, according to new data from John Hopkins University. “As you know, generating
Jealous of Coronavirus’ Media Coverage, Elon Musk Sends Yet Another Tesla to Space
PASADENA, CALIFORNIA— With the Coronavirus (COVID-19) virus grinding the global economy to a screeching halt and threatening to infect and kill millions across the world,
“If you want something, go and take it” says Convicted Felon Turned Motivational Speaker
AUSTIN, TEXAS— In light of today’s trying times, Joe MacDonald, a man who served 14 years for felony larceny and now motivational speaker to Fortune
“What about meth? Have we tried that yet?” Proposes Congressman as Strategy to Stimulate Economy
THE WHITE HOUSE— Stocks increased the most since 1933 today as investors anticipate a stimulus package to be passed through congress in an effort to
WHO Mulls Burying World Population Underground After Study Shows Coronavirus Can Survive In Air
GENEVA, SWITZERLAND— After a recent study indicated that COVID-19 can survive in air, the leadership team at the World Health Organization (WHO) has been tossing
How To Answer “Tell Me About Yourself” According To Man That’s Held Over 3 Jobs
“Tell me about yourself” “Let’s walk through your resume” You’ve almost certainly heard this phrase or some variant of it in a job interview. It’s
“On The Bright Side, We’re In The News” Says Australian Prime Minister
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA— Following the emergence of the worst fire in recorded history, Australian prime minister Scott Morrison has encouraged his constituents to stay optimistic. “Look,